GUPPIES SQUISHER

So……

I just came back from Chiangmai / Myanmmar / Laos / Cambodia. Beautiful town with beautiful people. And I almost felt as though I was in Nirvana the entire time there.

Only to come back to Singapore to find out that I'm trending on i don't even know where. 

OMG WAIT… SO IT IS FINALLY MY TURN?

You guys don't know how long I've been waiting for this. You know… being a blogger, it is our LIFE LONG DREAM to be trending leh.

Hahahahahaha.

Okay back to the topic. 

If you've been reading my blog, you'd know I did a boyfriend tag with T a few months ago… one of the questions, asking him what is one of my "darkest secrets" 

And he answered that I used to squeeze pregnant guppies, put moths in toaster blah blah blah.

And now people are making a HUGE fuss over how I'm cruel to animals?! 

At this point of time, I should already be showing you guys the video, BUT I've removed it just a few minutes ago before drafting out this post. (TOO BAD IF YOU DIDN'T GET TO WATCH IT NEH NEH NI POO POO)

Reason 1: T and I broke off about a week ago.

Reason 2: And now that he is no longer my boyfriend, I feel that he shouldn't be dragged into this. (OMG THE COMMENTS about his tattoos, WHAT A HORROR)

First of all, what is this crap about him ruining his future with his tattoos? That people with extensive tattoos are ex convicts, that he is probably a rich kid with loads of money supporting his guppies squishing girlfriend?

I can't even….. and I feel so bad that he is dragged into this with me. HE IS INNOCENT!!!!

And since I'm at this topic, some of you have been asking if my parents / family mind T's tattoos on my formspring. 

Honestly, yes. But my dad told me he wants me to be happy. Whoever I'm with. :')

And I'm extremely grateful for that. Even though I'm not with T anymore, I know my family will always support my decisions because they trust that I can make my own.

T has a decent job, working in a restaurant as a junior sous.

And I know he'll work hard for his own future.

And I'm proud of him. Every girl would rather have a guy who works hard as their boyfriend than you useless bums commenting on stupid bo liao forums everyday.

So who will hire him in the future?

HMMM? I don't know? Cause he's like hired NOW? Probably by someone who doesn't judge like you assholes do.

Everyone deserves a fucking chance okay.

LEAVE HIM OUT.

Next, 

As I've already clarified on the blog, I used to live in a big house with my grandparents and cousins and this is what we did when we were younger. It almost felt as though we were living in a kampong. We would catch tadpoles from the big drain beside our house, catch grasshoppers from the cementry opposite…..

With zero evil intentions. It was out of pure curiosity and "fun". 

I'm sorry if you guys didn't have a childhood like I did!? IT WAS UBER FUN! 

And why are you guys saying I'll have my karma, miscarriages and all. 

SO MEAN! :(

You mean, you all see ants now in your room, you don't squish them? How about those poor mosquitoes flying around? Haven't even suck your blood kena smack liao. Or step on cockroaches? What if they were all pregnant too?

Oh you mean again you didn't know they were pregnant so it is alright? And the fact that I asked specially for pregnant fishes makes me a more evil person that you are?

So me squishing pregnant guppies when I was about 10-11 ish was cruel and you cursing me now with my poor unborn/non-existent child, probably in your twenties is fine?

GIVE ME A BREAK LEH.

When you were 10,11 years old and you stole say pen/erasers from the bookshop, does that make you a thief now? If someone were to ask you "why did you do that then?"

How do you answer to that?

NOTHING LA.

It obviously does not represent who you are today what?

I've yet to get to the part about how you guys keep calling me an Ah Lian. Excuse me, but I have a name and it definitely isn't Ah Lian.

Anyway… I'm just gonna zen out. Totally ruin my Zen mode that I've achieved in Nirvana okay.

My blog stats totally shot up and when I removed the video, it was already at about 20 over k views. 

Ze internet rocks moi socks leh. SONG BO?!

And here am I, gonna be a tacky ah lian blogger with my 15 mins of fame, PROMOTING MY FRIENDS TOO.

Free publicity must make use of it ma.

I even made a poem leh!

Don't worry but the guppies in the world are safe and sound

Those that were squished having a hard time now

Ohsofickle heaven or hell?

But those that went to heaven are probably riding a PONYonhighstreet.

And I need to go now because my brains is scatter like Scatterbxrain

WOAH WOAH WOAH.

Poetic. Only Ah Lian can come up with this kind of poems okay?

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm so retarded and I LOVE IT!

Good night.

P/s: Marisse said I can change my name to Xia Xuan.

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

xx